If you spent your life asking every person in the UK, (according to figures is about 62 million) for 5p and everyone gave you it. You would have very heavy pockets and a cool £3.1 million. WOW.
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Saturday 31 March 2012
Thursday 22 March 2012
Does word of mouth count for you?
Too good to be true, what's the catch?
If you can find one tell me.
Utility Warehouse
Lot's of people shake their heads and frown at me, why? Because when I talk about this deal they don't want to believe there is no catch. Membership is increasing day by day and Telecom Plus is going from strength to strength.
Leave a message and I will answer any questions for you.
25% Off ALL Deck Boards, Deck Lights, Log Rolls, Trellis, Sleepers and Landscape Fabrics at Wickes
If you can find one tell me.
Utility Warehouse
Lot's of people shake their heads and frown at me, why? Because when I talk about this deal they don't want to believe there is no catch. Membership is increasing day by day and Telecom Plus is going from strength to strength.
Leave a message and I will answer any questions for you.
25% Off ALL Deck Boards, Deck Lights, Log Rolls, Trellis, Sleepers and Landscape Fabrics at Wickes
Wednesday 7 March 2012
Friday 2 March 2012
Mind provoking thoughts
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people fromHolland called Holes?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a personwho drives a racing car not called a racist? 9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the Englishlanguage. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't itfollow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?
15. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
16. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
17. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo? 18. If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?
Hope a few made you smile
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people fromHolland called Holes?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a personwho drives a racing car not called a racist? 9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the Englishlanguage. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't itfollow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?
15. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
16. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
17. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo? 18. If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?
Hope a few made you smile
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